Sunday

Funny Class Quote

"In one breath, a person can say 'Oh homosexuality is unnatural, it should be banned!' while they are eating a Twinkie." ~ Dr. Otto



I'm sorry, but I had to blog about this quote.  It was just so funny and so true at the exact time.  At first, when I heard this, I had to admit that my mind went straight to the gutter, even though I knew that wasn't what Dr. Otto had intended when he said it.  But, when I really sat down and thought about it, I found that Dr. Otto was completely right.  There is nothing natural about a Twinkie.  It's made entirely of processed sugar and preservatives; it can barely be considered food let alone something created by nature.  If a person can consider a deep fried tube of processed fat, sugar and corn syrup natural, then there is no way they can't consider two boys making out just as natural.  Just like the heart-clogging ingredients in a Twinkie come from natural places, homosexual tendencies come form certain chemical balances in the brain, a very natural place.  That's the truth of the matter.  So, even though the analogy is strange and caught the class off guard, it is nonetheless perfectly logical.

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